25 MAY 2026
David decided: Demanded a real static snapshot of the example profile, not an edge-cached fetch
After the AI presented a Cloudflare-edge-cached /david?example=1 as 'effectively static', David rejected it and insisted on a fake duplicate profile that is permanently frozen.
no its fucking not. i want a static version of my profile shown there. it should always show last seen just now on claude code. do not actually fetch my real profile. create a fake duplicate of it
The felt requirement: the landing-page example never moves, never depends on live data, and never risks a cold render at the edge.